Eliza's Bundle of Fun :)

[Eliza Orlins]

Fuck being fun! It is time to be serious because the BEST GAME PLAYER has to get my vote! (I have to post this now due to the hectic week ahead). First of all congrats to you three...you did what us 7 couldn't do and that was make it to the end, while being sexist pigs!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now what I am going to do is use Eliza's jury speech from Vanuatu and change some of the words!

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Before I get to my questions, I have a few statements...Lex I'll start with you. Congratulations, you achieved what you set out to do. You came into this game wanting to prove that "you still had what it took" and to do whatever it took to make it to the final 2...and that you did! You were a SEXIST LYING BITCH! That is something I did NOT expect from you and it baffled me! You pretended to be my friend and then you just threw me away when I was no good anymore. Now with that being said, I do think you played a good game and you somewhat deserve your position.

Michael & Peter...you two on the other hand both shocked me! SHOCKED ME! I expected Lex to betray me...however I did not expect you two to do the same! You guys were PRAISED for being the nice two of the group and you were just as bad as Lex...you too were both SEXIST LYING BITCHES too!!! You two I believe played SO UTR and didn't do SHIT!

My request for you three "men" is to explain to me why it was me who got out that round I did instead of Cecelia, who gave me the fucking "No Vote" thing, and why you deserve to win over everyone else! Thanks

[Julie Berry]

I <3 you

[Peter Harkey]

My request for you three "men" is to explain to me why it was me who got out that round I did instead of Cecelia, who gave me the fucking "No Vote" thing, and why you deserve to win over everyone else! Thanks

Definetly original, I've never seen anyone quote a " real " survivors statement before.


Eliza, the reason you got voted out that round was because up until that point Cece & Mick were aligned with Lex, Mike & I. You were not voted out previous to that because of the fact that you couldn't vote. Mike had wanted you out earlier but we kept voting out other people instead.

As far as who took away your voting power I never found out who did it.

I think I deserve to win over Mike & Lex because I played the most well rounded game. Though we worked as a team I was constantly checking with other people to make sure that the vote was going to go a certain way. There was only one vote that I made where that person didn't go home. Though Cece & Mick may be mad that they got voted out, I'm sure they would agree that I was in constant touch with them. I was always trying to make sure that we had the numbers to vote out whoever it was that we decided to go next.

I'm not quite sure that I understand why you consider me to be a sexist lying bitch. You say that you expected it from Lex but not me. Well maybe you could remind me when it was that I lied to you. I've already explained that we didn't talk to each other more than twice in my opening statement. As a matter a fact you wanted me to come onto Aim & discuss a plan with you & I declined. So it's not like I agreed, went on Aim, made a plan with you & then backstabbed you.

As far as U.T.R. I was far from U.T.R., I participated in every challenge & like I said before except for you & Julie ( who both lied to me ), I made myself well known by everyone else & at some point worked with every other person on the jury to get someone voted out.

As far as the sexist comment, obviously when you start a game with all men & women on different tribes there is a possibility that a male alliance or female alliance will be formed. That is what happened in this game & our alliance stayed together till the end. There's nothing sexist about that. Brady got voted out before 3 other women,if we were sexist it would have been an all male F5.

Thanks for your question & I've answered the questions that I have the answers to.

[Julie Berry]

Still sexist

[Lex van den Berghe]

Before I get to my questions, I have a few statements...Lex I'll start with you. Congratulations, you achieved what you set out to do. You came into this game wanting to prove that "you still had what it took" and to do whatever it took to make it to the final 2...and that you did! You were a SEXIST LYING BITCH! That is something I did NOT expect from you and it baffled me! You pretended to be my friend and then you just threw me away when I was no good anymore. Now with that being said, I do think you played a good game and you somewhat deserve your position.

I'll address a few things before I get into the thick of your question....

1. I did NOT do 'whatever it took' to make the final 2. I stuck my my original alliance. Of course I wasn't completely honest and honorable, but I was not completely cutthroat and I felt like I played this game with class.

2. I am not sexist. If anyone is sexist, the host is for dividing the tribes up originally by gender (sorry, Tawmmy ;-)). But honestly, I made my agreement with Mike and Peter very early in the game and we worked together the whole time. Mick happened to be on a tribe with some of us before the merge and we worked with him some after the merge. We had intentions of bringing Cecelia to the Final Four had Mick not won immunity, but once Mick won immunity we were not going to break the original alliance.

3. I didn't lie to you. I never promised you F2 or any kind of alliance, I agreed to work together with you and I did for a large chunk of this game. I didn't "throw you away" - it wasn't my decision to vote you out. I got PMs from 3 people that said they were voting you, and it would've been too suspicious on my part to try to change that. If I "threw you away", I wouldn't have continued to talk to you after you lost your voting power and I wouldn't still be talking to you as friends.

My request for you three "men" is to explain to me why it was me who got out that round I did instead of Cecelia, who gave me the fucking "No Vote" thing, and why you deserve to win over everyone else! Thanks

As I explained before, I got PMs from everyone except Cecelia that suggested you should be voted out. At the time I was still a little nervous about receiving three votes during the round that Heidi was eliminated, so I didn't think it would be a smart move to completely shake things up and suggest another plan.

I deserve to win over everyone else because I feel like I played the most complete game. I played a more complete social game than Peter, I played a more complete competitive (challenges) game than Michael, and I feel like I contributed the most to our alliance's strategy. I didn't hesitate to take the leadership role. Every time I voted for someone, they were voted out. I knew when to push my agenda and I knew when to sit back and let the majority of the group do what they wanted to do.

Thanks for your questions.

[Eliza Orlins]

Thanks for your honesty guys

[Michael Skupin]

Michael & Peter...you two on the other hand both shocked me! SHOCKED ME! I expected Lex to betray me...however I did not expect you two to do the same! You guys were PRAISED for being the nice two of the group and you were just as bad as Lex...you too were both SEXIST LYING BITCHES too!!! You two I believe played SO UTR and didn't do SHIT!

I don't agree with that at all, lol. I don't think anyone in this game is sexist because I would have voted you out at that time even if you were a guy. Gender really played no role in my vote.

Why did we get you out then? Well, I wanted to stay on good terms with Mick and he had mentioned you a lot throughout the merge. The previous round, Julie went home and I pushed for that since I heard she had mentioned my name, and we couldn't have that, haha. Also, I don't think I was mean. I tried to be the Nice Guy this season, but even the nice guy has to tell a few lies to get to the end. I would have loved to keep you, but I know that it wouldn't have been the best move for me and if you were in my position you would likely agree.

You say I didn't do shit? I have to respectfully disagree. I made sure that I was nice, which helped keep me in the game. It's very difficult to play a UTR game, but I knew that's what I needed to do to get myself farther. If I was as agressive as others, I know that it would have put a target on my back and I didn't want that. My man plan for the game was let others come to me with options than choose from the best, and it worked. I did have to do some lying and I apologize if I offended anyone with my lies

Am I a bitch? In real life, completely. But not in this game, haha.

My request for you three "men" is to explain to me why it was me who got out that round I did instead of Cecelia, who gave me the fucking "No Vote" thing, and why you deserve to win over everyone else!

I think I explained that previously, but it was because I wanted to be on Mick's good side so you had to pay the price. That may not be the reasons why they did it, but that's why I did it. Also, you're very smart and I know that. If you had wormed farther, you could have outsmarted me at the finale. And finally, I talked to Cecilia more than I talked to you and she (a couple times) was on my side more than you were. It just didn't benefit me to vote her or anyone else out over you, and I apologize if that sounds rude.

Why should you vote for me? I played a successful UTR game. I used my quietness in the game to get myself to the end and it worked. Despite temptations (and there were plenty) I stayed loyal and I'm glad that I did. You may think that I didn't do much, but without me, the 3 of us wouldn't be in the finale. That being said, I would love it if you vote for me (and I hope you do) but you should vote for who you think played the game best and I won't hold it against you (or anyone) if they don't vote me

Thanks for your questions!

[Eliza Orlins]

Thanks Michael...thanks for your honesty too

Good luck to the three of you...